Seedance 2.0 Mini 仙侠身份揭秘喜剧提示词

提示词

Cinematic photorealistic texture, pure ancient Chinese Xianxia aesthetics.

Gradually dismantle the solemn cinematography of epic masters announcing their identities into a deadpan 'identity reveal' comedy.
Absorb:
Silent film reaction rhythm

British status-degradation cold humor
Hong Kong comedy quick setup and payoff
Clear 'three-beat progression'
Adopt:

Arri Alexa cinema camera texture

Stable clear facial micro-details
Fine film grain
Natural volumetric light
Core Comedy Line

Keep only one comedy line instantly understandable on first watch:

An imposing enemy swordsman tries to dominate the scene with increasingly exaggerated Jianghu titles; the senior sister only wants to know from start to finish:

"What is your name?"

Finally, the elderly master suddenly recognizes his extremely ordinary, even slightly embarrassing childhood nickname, destroying the enemy's carefully cultivated peerless expert persona with one sentence.

Humor Principles

Core humor comes from:

Status contrast
Precise undermining by acquaintances

Must NOT rely on:
Characters suddenly becoming stupid

Environmental accidents

External coincidences
References & Environment
Use @Image 1 and @Image 2 strictly as character identity anchors.

All newly uploaded background/location reference images determine the same environmental DNA.
Retain recognizable:

Real terrain

Architecture

Materials
Vegetation

Water bodies
Weather
Mountain mist
Main light direction
Reflections
Air depth
Simultaneously re-plan into a unique, fully unified new space for this round.
Background Principle
The following elements persist vividly in the background but are narratively neutral:
Natural wind

Water bodies

Vegetation
Cloud layers

Distant ordinary disciples
Spatial ambient sound
Character Settings
Character ID A | Senior Sister (Sword Immortal)
Always the same @Image 1 Senior Sister:
25–30 year old East Asian female

Tall slender figure

Oval face

Dark almond eyes
Black long hair half-up, secured with white jade hairpin

Always wears same white embroidered silk Hanfu
Silver waistband
Jade pendant
White cloth boots
Holds sole silver longsword
Character ID B | Junior Sister
Always the same @Image 2 Junior Sister:
20–25 year old East Asian female
Petite figure
Round lively face

Black braided hair
Always wears same cyan-green linen Hanfu

Dark belt
Wooden hairpin
Black cloth shoes
Holds sole dark steel sword
Other Characters
Enemy Swordsman
Extremely imposing
Entrance full of ritual
Highly dependent on years of cultivated Jianghu titles

Strongly maintains 'peerless expert' persona

Elderly Master
Deadpan throughout
Not intentionally humiliating
Just naturally recognizing an acquaintance's old name
Delivers final blow at end

Segment Structure
0–5s | Wide or Long Shot
An imposing enemy swordsman strides into open area formed naturally by reference images.
He dramatically opens outer cloak, one hand on sword hilt, announces loudly with true expert entrance posture:
"North Ridge Lone Swan, River-Cutting Sword, here to challenge today!"

Same white-robed Sword Immortal unaffected by aura, calmly asks:

"What is your name?"

Enemy pauses visibly, then proudly continues:

"Jianghu calls me — Cold River Shadowless Guest!"

5–10s | Medium or Cowboy Shot

Maintain:

Same characters

Same costumes

Same longswords

Identical geographic space

Junior Sister slowly turns eyes to Senior Sister.

Senior Sister without mockery, seriously confirms again:

"I'm asking for your name."

Enemy shows slight unnaturalness, still trying to maintain expert air:
"Title IS name."
Shallow depth of field background, elderly master suddenly squints, staring intently at enemy's face for a beat.
Then like finally recognizing a long-lost acquaintance, suddenly asks:

"Wang Ergou?"

Absolute silence.

Enemy's body instantly stiffens, heroically straight posture visibly collapses slightly.

Background continues running naturally vividly, completely uninvolved in twist.

10–15s | Close-up or Extreme Close-up

Enemy unbelievably turns to master:

"You... know me?"

Master unaware he's undermining, answers naturally:

"You stole my dates as a kid, chased by dogs for three streets."

Junior Sister instantly looks down, shoulders trembling slightly, desperately suppressing laughter.

Enemy quickly turns back to Senior Sister, trying to salvage last bit of dignity, lowers voice seriously explains:

"No one in Jianghu calls me that anymore."

Senior Sister nods solemnly after hearing, indicating full understanding, then calmly replies:

"Understood, Ergou."

Extreme close-up:

Enemy's barely recovered expression completely collapses again

Junior Sister finally can't help turning face away quickly, short laugh escapes

Background elderly master deadpan delivers final blow:

"Now someone does again."

Enemy completely forgets original challenge intent, silently pulls cloak higher over face, as if regretting announcing so many titles for first time.

Cut to black precisely on this expression.

Comedy Rhythm Structure

Maintain clear 'three-beat progression':

Beat 1
Enemy announces himself with epic expert posture, max aura.

Beat 2

Senior Sister ignores title system, only asks plain "What is your name?".

Beat 3

Master's "Wang Ergou" destroys persona, subsequent salvaging becomes new jokes.

Performance Principles

Enemy Swordsman

Cannot actively joke

Cannot perform as clown
Must seriously maintain dignity, titles, aura

Comedy effect only from how reality undermines his serious identity maintenance
Sword Immortal Senior Sister

Must remain calm throughout
No mockery

No stealing thunder

Her humor isn't 'getting the joke', but truly only confirming name

Junior Sister
Must react naturally
Focus on "trying hard not to laugh"
No premature exaggerated breakdown
Elderly Master

Must be absolutely deadpan
Like normally recognizing person, recalling past
Final blow shouldn't feel like intentional banter, but unconscious factual addition
Hard Requirements
Strict total duration 15 seconds

16:9 landscape
Three consecutive clear shots
Simple clear staging for Seedance 2.0 Mini
Explicit eye-line relationships

Strict character continuity
Native synchronized Mandarin dialogue
Precise lip-sync
Clear comedic pauses

Costumes stable throughout

Longswords stable throughout

Supporting roles positions stable throughout
Geographic space stable throughout
Silk fabric and hair physics realistic
Foreground/mid/background maintain natural parallax and real spatial ambient sound
No subtitles generated
Negative
blurry, bad quality, low quality, low resolution, noisy, jpeg artifacts, watermark, text, error; deformed, mutated, bad anatomy, poorly drawn hands, bad composition, out of frame, disfigured; inconsistent character, changing clothes, face morphing, background shift, glitching cuts, disappearing props

中文译文

什么寒江无影客，还不如王二狗听着顺耳
prompt:

电影级写实质感，纯粹的中国古代仙侠美学。

逐步解构史诗高手报家门时庄重的镜头语法，转化为冷面“身份揭秘”式喜剧。
吸收：
默片风格的反应节奏

英式身份降级的冷幽默
港式喜剧的快速铺垫与抖包袱
清晰的“三拍递进”结构
采用：

Arri Alexa 电影摄影机质感

稳定清晰的面部微表情细节
细腻的胶片颗粒感
自然的体积光
核心喜剧台词

保留一句首次观看即可立即理解的喜剧台词：

一位气势逼人的敌对剑客试图用越来越夸张的江湖称号来掌控场面；然而大师姐从头到尾只想知道一件事：

“你叫什么名字？”

最后，年迈的师父突然认出了他极其普通、甚至有点尴尬的童年乳名，一句话彻底将敌人精心维持的绝世高人形象打回原形。

笑点原则

核心笑点来源于：

地位与身份的反差
熟人社会中精准的拆台

绝不能依赖：
角色突然变傻

环境意外

外部巧合
参考与环境
严格使用 @image 1 和 @image 2 作为角色身份锚点。

所有新上传的背景和地点参考图像决定相同的环境 DNA。
保留可识别的：

真实地形

建筑

材质
植被

水体
天气
山间雾气
主光方向
反射
大气深度
同时重新规划为一个独特、完全统一的新空间用于本轮生成。
背景原则
以下元素在背景中保持持续生动，但在叙事上绝对中立：
自然风

水体

植被
云层

远处的普通弟子
空间环境音
角色设定
角色 ID A | 剑仙大师姐
始终是同一个 @image 1 剑仙大师姐：
25–30 岁东亚女性

高挑纤细的身材

鹅蛋脸

深色杏眼
黑发半束，以白玉发簪固定

始终穿着同一套白色刺绣丝绸汉服
银色腰封
玉佩
白布靴
手持唯一的银色长剑
角色 ID B | 小师妹
始终是同一个 @image 2 小师妹：
20–25 岁东亚女性
身材娇小
圆润灵动的脸庞

黑发编辫
始终穿着同一套绿色亚麻汉服

深色腰带
木质发簪
黑布鞋
手持唯一的深钢色长剑
其他角色
敌对剑客
气势极强
出场充满仪式感
极度依赖多年经营的江湖称号

强烈维持“绝世高手”人设

年迈师父
全程冷面
并非故意羞辱对手
只是自然地认出熟人的旧名
在最后添加致命一击

分段结构
0–5s | 远景或全景
一位气势逼人的敌对剑客大步走进由本轮参考图像自然形成的开阔区域。
他非常仪式化地提起外袍，一手按剑柄，以真正绝世高手的入场姿态大声宣告：
“北岭孤鸿，截江一剑，今日特来请教！”

同样的白衣剑仙完全不受气势影响，只是非常平静地问：

“你叫什么名字？”

敌人明显停顿了一下，然后反而更加骄傲地继续说道：

“江湖人称我——寒江无影客！”

5–10s | 中景或牛仔镜头
保持：

相同的角色

相同的服装

相同的长剑

完全一致的地理空间

同样的小师妹缓缓将目光转向大师姐。

同样的大师姐没有任何嘲讽之意，仍然非常认真地再次确认：

“我在问名字。”

敌人终于显得有些不自在，但仍努力维持高手气场：
“称号即姓名。”
在浅景深后方，同样的年迈师父突然眯起眼睛，非常严肃地盯着敌人的脸看了一会儿。
然后像终于认出一个久未谋面的熟人一样，突然问道：

“王二狗？”

全场绝对寂静。

敌人的整个身体瞬间僵住，原本极其挺拔的英雄姿态肉眼可见地垮塌了一些。

整个背景继续自然生动地运行，但完全不参与这一转折。

10–15s | 特写或极端特写
同样的敌人难以置信地转头看向师父：

“你……认识我？”

师父完全没有意识到自己在拆台，只是非常自然地回答：

“你小时候偷我的枣子，被狗追了三条街。”

同样的小师妹立刻低下头，肩膀以极小的幅度颤抖，拼命忍住笑声。

敌人急忙转回身面向大师姐，试图挽回最后一丝江湖尊严，压低声音认真解释：

“江湖上没人这么叫了。”

同样的白衣剑仙听后非常庄重地点了点头，表示完全理解，然后平静地回答：

“明白了，二狗。”

极端特写：

敌人刚刚恢复的表情再次彻底崩溃

同样的小师妹终于忍不住迅速转过头去，短暂地笑出声

后方，同样的年迈师父补上最后的冷面致命一击：

“现在有人又这么叫了。”

敌人完全忘记了自己原本是来挑战的，只是默默地把斗篷拉高遮住脸，仿佛第一次后悔今天报了这么多称号。

在这个表情上精准切黑。

喜剧节奏结构

整段保持清晰的“三拍递进”：

第一拍
敌人以史诗高手的姿态报出家门，气势拉满。

第二拍

大师姐完全不接受他的称号体系，只追求最普通的“你叫什么名字”。

第三拍

师父的一句“王二狗”直接导致整个人设崩塌，后续所有的挽尊行为都成为新的笑点。

表演原则

敌对剑客

不能主动搞笑

不能演成小丑
必须严肃维持他的威严、称号和气场

喜剧效果只能来自于他越努力维持身份，就越被现实拆台
剑仙大师姐

必须全程冷静
无嘲讽

不抢戏

她的笑点不在于“懂梗”，而在于她真的只是在认真确认名字

小师妹
必须自然反应
专注于“毫不费力地憋笑”
不能过早夸张地表现崩溃
年迈师父

必须绝对冷面
就像正常认人、正常回忆往事
致命一击不能像是故意做配角，而要像无意中补充了一层事实
硬性要求
严格总时长 15 秒

16:9 横屏
三个连续清晰的镜头
对于 Seedance 2.0 Mini 保持简单清晰的舞台调度
清晰的眼神交流

严格的角色连续性
原生同步的普通话对白
精准的口型同步
清晰的喜剧停顿

角色服装全程稳定

长剑全程稳定

配角位置全程稳定
地理空间全程稳定
丝绸面料和头发物理效果逼真
前景、中景、背景保持自然的视差和真实的空间环境音
不生成字幕
负面提示词
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原作者

Soranlan

发布日期

2026-10-01

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