Fast-Paced Comedic Parody Short

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A fast-paced comedic parody Seedance 2 short set in an ancient imperial study. An orange cat dressed as Qin Shi Huang in Han-style golden dragon robes sits behind a large desk. Gray mice in minister outfits line up, each stepping forward with scrolls. The cat barely looks and scribbles messy, meaningless brush strokes, moving faster and faster.

Dialogue (overlapping): Mice: “Your Majesty, urgent matter!” “National crisis!” Cat: “Approved. Next. Whatever.”

Suddenly, the cat slams the desk and shouts, “ENOUGH!!” He stands up and kicks the mice one by one, sending them flying like rockets. Final shot: he smugly adjusts his robe and strides out, saying, “This empire runs perfectly.”

Camera: fast cuts, whip pans, strong motion blur, 0.6–1.2s pacing, ending in slow motion. Tone: absurd, exaggerated, high-energy comedy.

中文翻譯

一部節奏飛快的搞笑惡搞 Seedance 2 短片，背景設在古代御書房。一隻橘貓身穿漢式金龍袍、扮作秦始皇，坐在寬大的書案後。身穿朝臣服飾的灰老鼠排成一列，依次捧着卷軸上前面奏。橘貓幾乎不看，隨手塗抹出潦草無意義的筆畫，越寫越快。

對白（相互重疊）：老鼠們：“陛下，急事！” “國難當頭！” 橘貓：“準了。下一個。隨便吧。”

突然，橘貓猛拍書案大吼：“夠了！！” 他站起身，把老鼠們一隻只踹飛，像火箭一樣射出去。最後一個鏡頭：他得意地整了整龍袍，大步走出，說道：“這江山，穩得很。”

鏡頭：快速剪輯，甩鏡（whip pan），強烈運動模糊，0.6–1.2s 的節奏，結尾轉入慢動作。基調：荒誕、誇張、高能量的喜劇。

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drjoetw

發佈日期

2026-04-03（由推文 ID 反解）

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EvoLinkAI/awesome-seedance-2.5-prompts · 2039905967597613558 · Apache-2.0