Fast-Paced Comedic Parody Short

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A fast-paced comedic parody Seedance 2 short set in an ancient imperial study. An orange cat dressed as Qin Shi Huang in Han-style golden dragon robes sits behind a large desk. Gray mice in minister outfits line up, each stepping forward with scrolls. The cat barely looks and scribbles messy, meaningless brush strokes, moving faster and faster.

Dialogue (overlapping): Mice: “Your Majesty, urgent matter!” “National crisis!” Cat: “Approved. Next. Whatever.”

Suddenly, the cat slams the desk and shouts, “ENOUGH!!” He stands up and kicks the mice one by one, sending them flying like rockets. Final shot: he smugly adjusts his robe and strides out, saying, “This empire runs perfectly.”

Camera: fast cuts, whip pans, strong motion blur, 0.6–1.2s pacing, ending in slow motion. Tone: absurd, exaggerated, high-energy comedy.

中文译文

一部节奏飞快的搞笑恶搞 Seedance 2 短片，背景设在古代御书房。一只橘猫身穿汉式金龙袍、扮作秦始皇，坐在宽大的书案后。身穿朝臣服饰的灰老鼠排成一列，依次捧着卷轴上前面奏。橘猫几乎不看，随手涂抹出潦草无意义的笔画，越写越快。

对白（相互重叠）：老鼠们：“陛下，急事！” “国难当头！” 橘猫：“准了。下一个。随便吧。”

突然，橘猫猛拍书案大吼：“够了！！” 他站起身，把老鼠们一只只踹飞，像火箭一样射出去。最后一个镜头：他得意地整了整龙袍，大步走出，说道：“这江山，稳得很。”

镜头：快速剪辑，甩镜（whip pan），强烈运动模糊，0.6–1.2s 的节奏，结尾转入慢动作。基调：荒诞、夸张、高能量的喜剧。

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drjoetw

发布日期

2026-04-03（由推文 ID 反解）

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EvoLinkAI/awesome-seedance-2.5-prompts · 2039905967597613558 · Apache-2.0